EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
new fav insult
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
Bass Lake, California, during a recent wildfire.
Photograph by Darvin Atkeson.
Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes - Star Trek:TNG S2 Gag Reel (x)